darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

(Source: darrenstummy-moved, via ruinedchildhood)

justsqualid:

callistooberon:

ms-marauder-inlove:

I saw fat. HOW RUDE!

Broken, beautiful, and love hmmmm I guess

bro, tub, and whore
can I get a holla

Whore, clutz, and a spalk. Wtf is a spalk

justsqualid:

callistooberon:

ms-marauder-inlove:

I saw fat. HOW RUDE!

Broken, beautiful, and love hmmmm I guess

bro, tub, and whore

can I get a holla

Whore, clutz, and a spalk. Wtf is a spalk

(Source: feellng, via feellng)

pennylessproud:

"Hi, this is Nev and I’m from a show called Catf-"

image

(via homos3xuw3ll)

brasspistol:

every time I see this it gets reblogged

(Source: sandandglass, via ruinedchildhood)

snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

(via super-coochie)

waitinghopingliving:

stele3:

fuckityfrank:

cronuseatsbabies:

notanotaku101:

Guys please get this out there. I don’t know if anyone’s posted about this yet, but DO NOT try and make those diy crystals!

DO NOT MIX BLEACH AND AMMONIA

NOT FOR CLEANING

NOT FOR ANYTHING

JUST BEING IN THE SAME ROOM WITH IT AND BREATHING IT IN CAN KILL YOU

I accidently made mustard gas when I was 8 and “playing scientist” in the bathroom. I gave myself asthma and now I have really shitty lungs.This is serious.

Can someone call Homeland Security about this? It’s actually biological terrorism…

Signal boost

(via super-coochie)

(Source: brettbenzer, via sard0nic)

ruinedchildhood:

I cant breathe

(via ruinedchildhood)

damnfoodporn:

Bacon and Cheese Fries

damnfoodporn:

Bacon and Cheese Fries

(via damnfoodporn)

superdupergayy:

Brb i need air
captcreate:

The leg up at the end tho.

captcreate:

The leg up at the end tho.

(Source: hugedickgrayson, via cynthiathecooldancer)

cynthiathecooldancer:

hipsterinatardis:

snowmercury:

hauntedpamplemousse:

orcasoup:

those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent

lesbionage

bi spy 

it’s an ace case

Secret gaygent.

harriet the spy 

katiekatkkm:

I can’t decide if Taylor or Nikki’s reaction is better

(Source: incomparablyme, via ruinedchildhood)